Saturday, July 19, 2014

Threesome Gone Wrong

Well today turned out to be sort of a busy day for me, which is rare in my home base.
A regular of mine asked me if I would do a threesome with him and his girlfriend and of course I said yes.  He told me he would ask her and get back to me.  Shortly after, he lets me know that it is a "go".  We set up a time and I proceeded to get ready. He even told me to dress very well and sexy (which I already knew to do).
They arrive and I greet them happily at the door.  Right away I sensed something was off because the girlfriend was not happy.  I sat them down and offered them water.  Then after a moment of awkward looks, I asked how everyone was doing and if everything was ok, to which the girlfriend said "no".  Whoops! RED FLAG!
She said she had told him she wasn't into it and that she would just wait if he wanted to still go ahead with me.  I knew better than to even let that happen.  I complimented her, telling her she was beautiful and that we didn't have to do anything if she wasn't comfortable.  To which she mentioned "yeah apparently I'm not enough for him". Yikes! I hope he didn't think I was going to convince her against her will!
I even offered up some wine, to which she declined.  Then I knew for sure NOTHING was happening.  It was very awkward, and my regular sat there looking puzzled and gulping his water.  They eventually left.  I texted right away letting him have it for not checking with his girlfriend first and wasting my time.  He apologized profusely citing that he was very excited and everything happened so fast.  I told him never to EVER do that again without making sure his significant other was ok with it.
I've never done a threesome where the woman wasn't on board.  Everyone knows the woman runs the show in these situations, but my client apparently was too stupid to figure it out.  He made it seem like they had done it before but from the looks of the girlfriend, they certainly hadn't.  Maybe they went to a swinger's club, but it didn't look like they had any experience with threesomes.

In any case, luckily I had another client coming by shortly after.  New client, very excited and paranoid at the same time.  It was very quick and easy and he left very happy.
Nothing shocks me anymore...men are so obsessed with sex, it's quite comical actually.  I just need to find an extremely wealthy one that's obsessed with me! I know it will happen soon...I'm just going to focus on my other goals while I wait.

I learned a new editing technique on photoshop that I'm quite happy about.  I'll definitely save some money on having someone else do it for me ;-)

On a different note, I was chatting with this bloke from Seeking Arrangement last night, and the dumb ass thought I would drive almost 45 minutes at 1am to meet him for sex if he paid me, ha! Chances are if he wasn't calling an escort, it's because he couldn't afford one.  Which makes him a cheap ass! Things like that will never end well.  Last minute, nothing discussed, plus he could be the next craigslist killer, lol.  I told him no and went to bed.  These guys  think that lying about their net worth will make girls do ANYTHING.  I wasn't born yesterday.  Maybe it works on some other girls, but at this point in my life I can smell money a mile away.  I know what it talks and acts like; and this guy was talking & acting like a cheap pervert.  Maybe on a slight chance I was wrong, but even if I was I wouldn't want a creep like that anyway.  NEXT!!!

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